An Ode to Maybelline 24 Hour Lipstick

Okay so my last ode was to a political figure, I never said there was going to be a set genre here!

This post of admiration is dedicated to a friend that has always been there for me, through thick and thin, through good times, bad times but definitely no ugly times.

That’s right, Maybelline 24 Hour Lipstick. 
(Cue an angelic chorus)
 It does what is says on the tin.


Look at it in all it's glory!



It's been there for me through selfie times:

  
It's been there for me on nights out.....


......and lasted longer than I did

It's been there for me through stupid dressing up:

 


though it kinda blends in with the blood on the last one!

It's lasted through festivals, as the pictures get blurrier and I get drunker it's STILL hanging in there! After torrential rail! (Gawd that Leeds was awful)
   
It saw me all the way through the ups and downs of Uni till I arrived at the finish line in a bedraggled mess:

Heck, it even makes eating a take-away in an onesie more glamorous:

You can even wear it to compliment your friends hair!

I was wearing it the first time I met my now living-with boyfriend (first ever picture together.....and it's awfully cringe and taken in a basement room. One guy is having a whale of a time on his own and the other two are discussing last Sunday's football results)

And he's seen the lipstick many many many more times since then, and also ruined many many many a potentially good photo:

This bad boy lipstick can go through a whole meal (oily foods galore), then a night out drinkin' and kissin', then survive a walk home in the rain (see fig. 1), survive a washing of the face AND I will still wake up the next day with it on and not a single smudge of lipstick on the pillow! Lets not mention the mascara smudges......
Aformentioned Fig. 1
It is the cockroach of the lipstick kingdom. That sounds gross, but I mean it in the best way possible.

I absolutely love it. I talk so fast and eat and drink so much that a normal lipstick cannot do it for me. I need the liquid ones that do everything they can to stay on your lips and you don't need to think about it for the rest of the night. I mean, I have better things to take my mind up, like have I took enough embarrassing pictures? Have I danced embarrassingly enough? Have I shouted in people's ears so loud that I'll remember and regret it the next morning?!

The only catch is that I would buy the whole line in a SECOND, if it wasn't the only colour in the line that was ANY GOOD.

The pinks are nowhere near as opaque, the light colours flake off, the other colours are so dulllllll and browny and neutrals (some people's heaven, I know). The reds are absolutely amazing, but I'm not totally satisfied. 

I have ticked off finding the perfect red that stays on forever, and next, NEXT is....the perfect peach.

 This colour is notorious for being hard to pull off as a never-smudging lipstick. The light colours just cannot do it well. I've bought cheap stuff, I've bought more expensive brands, I've bought what looked like perfect dupes...and nothing to report :(

And then I saw the Anastasia Beverly Hills Liquid Lipsticks, and there are colours that look AMAZING. But then there are the prices and shipping fees and customs charges that look so UN-AMAZING. 


But next pay day, I'm determined to finally splash out and get one. Retro Coral I'm coming for you!
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Here is an Ode to Jeremy Corbyn




Now from here on in, lets say that I have absolutely no in-depth knowledge of politics. Everything I know has been skimmed of the top of the politics milk jug.

BUT politics is one of those things that affects everyone, and everyone should have their two cents. I hate it when people get high and mighty with information and act like you can't talk about something unless you know ALL the dates, ALL the history, ALL there is to know about the subjects linked, and the EXACT etymology of the very word 'politics' (What the hell do you know of politics?! You don't even know whether it's derived from a Latin or Greek word?!).

I feel this particular subject is particularly good at bringing the sneer out of people. We've got to realise that the everyone in the population can vote, and accept it that not everyone in the population has a huge interest in politics. Basically, whatever is running on the surface is SO important (which is why where you get your information from is crucial...I'm looking at you Daily Mail) because that's what the information that the majority of people are voting with. That's democracy, and people that judge because you're not aware of all in the in's and out's, suck it.

If we had to know EVERYTHING about something before we can talk about it then we would seriously have no time to watch Made In Chelsea/eat/sleep/eat in bed then sleep - and that is not a world I want to live in.

As long as you're honest with what you know and don't try and bullshit your way through, it's fiiiiine! I try to be open with what people tell me (but also fact-check it) and don't bite back if fellow debaters get all elitist.

ANYWAY. Jeremy Corbyn.



Corbyn first came in my periphery when I saw articles talking about the Corbyn beard and how it's catching on - Corbyn fever. A Corbyn beard turned out to be an ungroomed, quite shaggy, and for top marks - a bit greying. I had no problem with this and carried on happily. A bit later I found out he was running for Leader in Labour, following Ed Milliband's resignation. (I'll always have a soft spot for Milliband because he mentioned internet pop culture in his losing speech - that's right, his fangirls called the Milifandom)

Next, I determined that apparently this Corbyn fellow must have quite different views to other policitians, as I read that he 'was so bad' that Tory members were voting for him as a sabotage strategy. I thought this humorous and that I'd probably like him.

Then, I read that he had WON. Cue some quick research to see who this guy is and whether it's good news.


  • Turns out he has never lead any position (ooh heck).
  •  I thought Labour was left. Up to the election I read and agreed that the Labour and Tory parties are becoming so similar, that Labour can hardly be left anymore. Turns out that this dude is well and truly LEFT.
  •  During a speech quite a few years ago, he actually shouted 'FUCK THE RICH'........coming from our possible future Prime Minister Ladies and Gentlemen, I actually feel excited.
  •  I quote Wikipedia: 'Between 1997 and 2010, during the most recent Labour Government, Corbyn was the most rebellious of all Labour MPs, regularly defying three-line whips. In the 2005–2010 Parliament alone he defied the whip 238 times, approximately 25% of all votes.'
  •  I googled three-line whips and didn't get it, but apparently you don't take defying them lightly, there are serious consequences...and this dude did it 238 times! Don't we all love a rebel?!
  •  It was never thought that he could win, in fact he almost didn't. He collected just enough votes to run for leader...with just 2 minutes before the deadline. He was quoted as saying "We had two minutes to spare, it was easy".
  •  Dame Margaret Beckett, who lent her support to Corbyn to see that we had a range of people to vote for, says she regrets nominating him.
  •  8 high-up Labour members resigned as soon as he won, some are already preparing to oust him.


 This Guardian article sums it up. He talks about how he only entered to start some debate and just because his was his turn! See the quote: 
How would he feel if he actually won? “Interested,” he says calmly. “And hopeful that we could bring about some changes in Britain.” Would it scare him? He closes his eyes, as if imagining himself as Labour leader for the first time. “Scare me?” He smiles. “It would be a challenge.”

Is anybody happy with him winning?! YES. He won with a landslide of 59.5% of the votes. Some people are ecstatic.


I'm going to sum up why I love that beard-wearing slightly-bit-homeless looking man. The Guardian posted an excellent article that summarises Corbyn's main beliefs, and so I'm going to use that verbatim at points. Hey, why write it again when it's already been written perfectly? Quotes are in pink. 
First of all his political stances:

Immigration - Refugees
Corbyn is a refugee sympathiser...YAY. I definitely think we should take care of our own, and by our own I mean humans. So I won the luck lottery and was born in a wealthy country where my human rights are constantly considered and I get free education/health care and many other benefits. I didn't earn it, I was just selected randomly out of the little cloud where cute consiousness' hang around ready to be born. Perhaps if we weren't aware of awful disgusting things that have happened in the history of humans, we might make the mistake of not helping our fellow man. But we are aware and we know how horrible things can get. I judge the past nations that have seen these things and did absolutely nothing to help. Corbyn has said the debate on immigration has been “poisoned” and that migration is a global phenomenon that has been going on for hundreds of years.

Welfare
Corbyn was one of the 48 Labour rebels who defied the party whip and voted against the government’s welfare reform bill. He said:
"We are one of the richest countries in the world and there is absolutely no reason why anyone should have to live in poverty."


On Healthcare
Corbyn has promised a “fully funded NHS, integrated with social care, with an end to privatisation in health”. His website states that the “principle of universal healthcare which is free at the point of use is something that we all deserve and should be absolutely protected.”
Corbyn has also pledged to tackle the “mental health crisis” and improve mental health coverage in the country. He will grow rather than cut mental health budgets and ensure mental health education is taught in schools

Gender Equality
Corbyn has pledged to do more to address discrimination in the workplace, at home and on the streets. He has called for an end to the cuts to public services and welfare that drive women and families into poverty, including the cuts to women’s refuges and services for domestic violence.
After discussions with some women groups, he has entertained the idea of women-only carriages on public transport. He said that this isn't his preferred choice but is open to the idea. 

HINT HINT OTHER POLITICIANS: He didn't agree with something but didn't assume he knew best because he knew he has no experience of what it is like as a woman. People have not liked the idea as they said it is akin to segregation, but that's fine because all he said was that he will consult women's opinions. Can you imagine if they had politicians like this in power in America?!

Education
"I want to apologise on behalf of the Labour party to the last generation of students for the imposition of fees, top-up fees and the replacement of grants with loans by previous Labour governments. I opposed those changes at the time – as did many others – and now we have an opportunity to change course."  - SOUNDS GOOD.

Economy....? I mean...ECONOMY!
Riiiiiight one thing I'm going to miss out on because I really don't have a clue. Pop to the Guardian website to find out what he thinks about the economy, because I can't talk about something I don't know is good or bad! Anti-austerity? Is that good? He does say he's going to tax the rich more. Now I'm not like YAAAAY because I know I'm not rich so it doesn't affect me. BUT I'm like YAAAAAY because the bigger the inequality gap is between the poor and the wealthy, basically, the shitter EVERYTHING is. Crime, ill-health, violence, drugs etc. Inequality is as bad as the rich as it is for the poor. This book covers it all. So that's right, he'd tax you more, but he's thinking of your well being whilst he's doing it. How kind!

On Foreign Policy
Corbyn was opposed to the Iraq war and has suggested that Tony Blair should stand trial as a war criminal over it. It was only my last year in university when I was doing a module I had to research this a little bit. I had always thought that we went to war because there was a dictator who was abusing his people and they were threatening weapons of mass destruction. Turns out, no. Top dog Republicans, being pretty darn clear, are quoted as saying that we went to war for...OIL. 'I am saddened that it is politically inconvenient to acknowledge what everyone knows: the Iraq war is largely about oil'. Of course there's much much much more to it, but I feel pretty betrayed by that.

Defence Strategy
Now this is where I'm unsure. Corbyn has been a member of the Committee for Nuclear Disarmament since he could walk (jokes, since he was 16. Which is still impressive because at this age I was only just realising there was more music than what was in the Top 40). I know nuclear weapons = very very bad. But I also know we have nuclear weapons as a deterrent, so it stops people from nuclear-ing us. I would absolutely love it if everyone in the whole wide world promised that we wouldn't use them, get rid of them and we could all sit down and have a picnic instead. But I don't think this is going to happen.

Corbyn has also said that he would not bomb the ISIS at all. While I love that that we have someone who holds other peoples lives as sacred, I feel as though it may be unrealistic. If only Corbyn was in power back in the time that we fucked up the Middle East ourselves and caused a helluva lot of future trouble for us. This is where I practically know nothing, but I gather that what we have done in the past (unnecessary wars, selling arms...and other things that I am yet to research so I can actually remember) has largely contributed to our current situation. BUT unfortunately time machines do not exist and we are where we are. Lets just say that if terrorist groups that are barbaric (but horrifically good at social media) weren't to exist anymore because they had been killed by us then I would feel happier? Safer? Oh god this is too deep, where's the moral line! But if we wiped them out then surely that wouldn't be the end all? Here is my definite grey area. I wouldn't like to have to harm others, but I would definitely still like to live in freedom in my country and would want anything that seriously threatened that to be...gone.

Anyhoo. I'm not saying that Corbyn is going to kill us all with his 'don't step on that slug, it's a living creature' attitude, I just think we've never seen it before where someone who could possibly be in power is so reluctant to be on the attack. I' cant't say I'm not intrigued! Also, Corbyn's deputy, as said he takes the opposite stance to Corbyn in this area. Everything's up for debate.

Let's say that if all the leaders shared Corbyn's view, we would live in a much safer, looked-after world. Education is the answer to everything and perhaps it starts with Corbyn. Just because we're dealing with human-rights ignoring, environment-ignoring leaders doesn't mean we toss the towel, go OH WELL and join in.

Now then, manifesto aside, it's following that really bring it home:
  • Human Rights - He's a big player in Amnesty International
  • Green party are definitely more happy - he is quite similar to their ideologies!
  • His first wife said their life was all politics. In the years that they were married, he never took her for dinner and they were constantly busy attending events. She said he would prefer to open a tin of beans and eat them to save time. Guys, he might be a rubbish husband but you can't say he's not committed.
  • He's played a huge part in protests - he helped organise the February anti-war protest which was thought to be largest political protest in British history.
  • He is a committed anti-fascist, having spoken at the major Unite Against Fascism and Trades Union Congress joint anti-British National Party rally in December 2001, and was the keynote speaker at Unite Against Fascism's annual conference in 2007.
  • Massive activist for LBGT
  • Vegetarian since he was 20 after he worked on a pig farm. Have we ever had a vegetarian PM? I want one! Can we keep him, can we?! Imagine the complete upheaval he would carry out in agriculture!
  • He is known for being frugal, for being teetotal, for his disciplined lifestyle and resisting luxury. He's practically a monk. Corbyn told Simon Hattenstone of The Guardian in June 2015, "I don't spend a lot of money, I lead a very normal life, I ride a bicycle and I don't have a car."
  • EXPENSES SCANDAL. Now then this one of the best bits. Back when the Expenses Scandal was dismaying the public, and making me think they're all corrupt, little Jeremy Corbyn had the LOWEST expenses of them all.




And this, ladies and gentlemen, is where I can see why he won a landslide victory. His policies play a part, absolutely. But I think the single most important thing of why people have identified with him, and ESPECIALLY young people, is that he is known for his honestly and integrity.

He does not vote for anything that he doesn't believe in. He is known for voting against and marching against his OWN party.

I believe that the government does not have my best interests at heart. How can they, when they continue to destroy our environment for profit, when in fact it's my fucking life source and they can't do that?! It's not some future generations that we'll never know that are going to be affected, it's got to the point where it's ME. And you! 

And it's not just the environment. I can't list all the many many events and laws that make me feel that the Earth is run by callous, calculating people. Why on earth should I have loyalty to the state? I don't want to help populate the U.K and develop little children being educated so they can 'compete in the global job market'. I can't say this strongly enough, but feck that.

Whereas, this Corbyn fellow (he's definitely not perfect) is the first glimmer of hope I've had in politics - ever. 

I say all this, and he may never have a shot at Prime Minister or a look-in at Labour policies. But still, it's the IDEA of a Corbyn that I love. I'm not getting my hopes up for a massive shake around, but I love the fact that he in the mix somewhere, fucking shit up :)
 I'm so happy that people have shared his ideologies enough to vote him in power in one of our main parties. 


Here's to many more!

Jesska xxxx

P.S. I may also be extremely bias as he looks a bit like one of my uncles/ like I'd imagine Lemony Snicket to look like. 




One Year Ago Today We Moved In!

The beauty of timehop is that you can never miss out on an anniversary! Although some anniversaries you want to forget, like two years ago I found some fish guts wrapped in duct tape on my outside windowsill, yeah thanks Facebook (also thanks past Jess for making a status about it).

BUT lets not let that moment cast a shadow over the real anniversary here, our move-in date! After living in my basement room that went from cute and cosey in the winter to roasting-burning-alive-spider-hell in the summer, sharing our very own apartment right next to the High Street (yay can escape having to get a car that lllllil bit longer) was amazing.

And that's probably because the kitchen is one room away from the bedroom - midnight snacking has never been so easy!

Here is our Casa De Burns Down journey right from the first time I see the flat (I hadn't seen it in real life when we put the deposit down!) so I immortalised the occasion by taking a selfie of us and not bothering to take any pictures of my new home...

Celebrating getting our keys and celebrating with orange juice/bucks fizz (who knows, we had no money)

Going furniture shopping with a strange strange hair colour:


Realising your boyfriend has very organised tendencies on the first day (already wondering how he'll cope with my clutter, answer is not very well):

See aforementioned clutter! Ahh the days of having a duvet for the sofa and watching Lost (Lost, so many good memories but so much distrust) on my awful awful laptop because the TV only plays games and has no channels:

The new home also saw the first real cut of my hair to get rid of all the damage caused by bleach!


Haircut obviously worked out, as mum was so happy I'd cut the dead hair off she accepted me back into the family and gave a dining table (Jokes, she let me take back the family name as soon as I dyed it back to normal colour from the bleached white):

Any many delicious meal were had! Duck with plum sauce, homana:

And pictures were delightfully ruined:


 Christmas arrived!

 I'm in  mourning because whilst I was getting the pictures together for this post I was searching for a photo montage that I made Jonny do with bright lights and Christmas theme and pulling crackers...and I CAN'T FINDD ITTTTTTTTT ANYWHEREEEEE. I take these moments hard, nothing worse than losing a good photo - except for all those things definitely worse than taking a good photo. I have been promised another montage Christmas 2015 *tear*.
Anyway have this poor poor photo as substitute!


Valentines Day saw the day we made red pancakes with honey and bacon! 
Spoiler: they tasted too weird:

Friends visited and were treated to a carbonara before hitting the club directly across the road (see you never taxxxiis):


Nice photos were taken:



And not so nice!



First days at big boy jobs occured:


Our apartment was christened Case De Burns Down:

And that's it!

Here's to another year of good food and ever-changing hair!


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