Hiiiiiiiiiiii and welcome to the first of my Disney Series!
ANY article online that shows a different version of Disney characters has me in a heartbeat. I'll always want to see someone's creative spin on the princesses no matter what mood I'm in. Fireball coming towards exactly where I'm standing? Hold on, gotta see Aladdin drawn as a girl first.
I get all excited, and then I click the link and it turns out to be one of those articles where you have to click. every. single. time. there's. a new. picture. until. the. end. of. time.
Infuriating, especially when it's surrounded by loads of click-bait articles featuring Russian women in my area trying to talk to me. Guys, I'll talk to you in a second but if I'm not gonna move for a fireball I'm hardly gonna chat to you first.
You may have seen all these before, but if you're like me you're always happy to see them again and not covered in spam. And it's nice to have them all in one place!
Also, I'm not sure if you're aware, but it is Halloween today. You may have noticed the subtle fetishes for pumpkin spice lattes, the zombie make-up tutorials flooding in, everyone googling face paint instead of MAC lipsticks,and the influx of pretty girl cats on the streets. Oh you had noticed? Cracking, as the first of the series is going to be a Halloween special.
On with the creativity!
Pocahontas
Evil Puppet Pinocchio
Dead Wendy
Maid Marian
Half Zombie Esmeralda
Stalker Rapunzel?
Voodoo Tiana
String of fate Meg
Alice in Crazyland
Mulan featuring Mushu
Simba
Hunter Jane (love this one)
Aurora
Pumkin Spice Cinderella
Jasmine
Belle and the Beast
Ariel (love the fork arm)
Snow White and the Seven Trolls
Love Lara Croft Jane and the Kill Bill Tinkerbell! Just one thing, why make the unfittest Prince (Philip) as the fittest character? It shoulda been Aladdin! Wait where's Eric?
And there we go! Back in the Halloween greatness and go forth and get your scary thrills (whether that's getting so drunk your sick all up in your zombie bride costime OR watching a film!)
